Going on an adventure

Posted: December 23, 2010 in Uncategorized

I am going stunting today and i will post deets when i return

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Pro: you remember whos no. this is Con: She wants to kill you

Pro: your parents have a piece of land that you forgot about Con: THen you want to go

if its good or bad if you know something then you should try to remember it…  time for some chat up lines by austin powers
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
Nice legs…what time do they open?
You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
Wanna play army? I’ll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
Oh, I’m sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
I’d really like to see how you look when I’m naked.
Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway the heaven?
Are those real?
I’d walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even further for that thing you do with your tongue.
If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
(Look down at your crotch) Well It’s not just going to suck itself.
You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me.
You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
My name is (name)…remember that, you’ll be screaming it later.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don’t you like pizza?
Baby, I’m an American Express lover…you shouldn’t go home without me.

semi boring freemason information

Posted: December 21, 2010 in Uncategorized

Freemasonry is a fraternal organisation that arose from obscure origins in the late 16th to early 17th century. Freemasonry now exists in various forms all over the world, with a membership estimated at around six million, including approximately 150,000 in Scotland and Ireland, over a quarter of a million under the jurisdiction of the United Grand Lodge of England and just under two million in the United States.

The fraternity is administratively organised into independent Grand Lodges or sometimes Orients, each of which governs its own jurisdiction, which consists of subordinate (or constituent) Lodges. The various Grand Lodges recognise each other, or not, based upon adherence to landmarks (a Grand Lodge will usually deem other Grand Lodges who share common landmarks to be regular, and those that do not to be “irregular” or “clandestine”).

There are also appendant bodies, which are organisations related to the main branch of Freemasonry, but with their own independent administration. For example the New World Order*.

Freemasonry uses the metaphors of operative stonemasons’ tools and implements, against the allegorical backdrop of the building of King Solomon’s Temple, to convey what has been described by both Masons and critics as “a system of morality veiled in allegory and illustrated by symbols.”

 

 

*coming later

The average girl

Posted: December 21, 2010 in Uncategorized

PSYCH

There is no such thing as the average girl, all of them are different.   Thousands of combinations of different things that have more in common with puppy dog tales then sugar.  For example, some girls spike their hair and others think thats terrible, it just depends.  With all the different types of girl all of them like some kind of humor.

 

 

 

If pick up lines didnt work then i might have a different idea, but they do.
For use in school:

Are you a library book because I have been checking you out all night?

I am getting a degree in love; can you help me study?

In a singsong voice: I love you, you’ll love me, we’ll make a pretty family.

I am bad at studying; can you help me start with your lips?

I am an artist; can you help me do you?

Hey remember me, we have chemistry together.

Me + You= Smiley-face

If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together

The Peace Sign

Posted: December 20, 2010 in Uncategorized

PEACE SYMBOL or a BROKEN UPSIDE-DOWN CROSS: Like many simple symbols, it meant different things at different times. Some call it Nero’s cross, linking it to the notorious Roman emperor who persecuted Christians. Centuries later, it was recognized as an old Norse Rune.   Vikings called it “Toten Rune (Death Rune),” while some Germanic people labeled it Todesrune (Rune of Death). After WW2 (1939-1945), it was found on the tombstones of certain Hitler’s SS troops and labeled ‘The Dead Man Rune.     Revived in the sixties by hippies and others who protested nuclear weapons, Western culture, and Christian values, it became a worldwide symbol of a new age of global peace and earth-centered unity. But many heavy metal rock fans would agree with Nero and have used it to mock Christ and His followers.

First post

Posted: December 19, 2010 in Uncategorized

i will find any and all edgy topics to talk about, leave suggestions.